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Douglas F Shearer

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New Job

Last week was a good one. Most of the week was spent working in the bike shop building bikes for Christmas, which makes the day go by quickly.

On wednesday evening I had a lovely dinner courtesy of Gaz, and then went to the Crags with some of the Vets. I found a 14inch kids bike beside the bins on the way there, so rode that there and back, slightly more wobbly on the way back!

On thursday I was out with the cycling club for our Christmas dinner. After a lovely meal at The Buffalo Grill we headed round to our usual pub, where drinking games ensued and the banter was great. Photos can be found on my Flickr including Iain in his stunning beater and tie combo.

On friday I went round to my aunts and had yet another lovely dinner, and a good long chat about family, computers and moving houses.

In between all this going out at the end of the week I bagged myself a job with FutureCorp, a web application consultancy firm. I’ve been enjoying my first few days getting to know things and am sure there are more exciting things to come. I’d better tidy my room now, seeing as I’m working from home!

 
 

November 25th 2006

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EUCC Film Night

Thursday saw the (semi) annual EUCC film night. The usual banter was to be had, and the combination of Dave’s (The one with the busted collarbone) home cinema system, and our flat’s projector, meant a hired room became almost as good as a cinema.

Synopsis

This was the first film we watched. From what I could gather it was a film following riders from the southern hemisphere as they toured the North American downhill circuit. It was rubbish. All the courses were dull, and the dirt jumping consisted of guys rolling BMX jumps. Oh, no, sorry, there was one guy who could do 5 (We counted) different tricks. He was described by the other riders as ‘really good at jumps’!

New World Disorder VII – Flying High Again

This was our second film. It was brilliant. The previous NWD film seemed to be a bit duller than their previous creations, but this one was way back up there. The quality of the riding, the locations, and of course the filming were top notch. Some stuff was just sick, lots of new stuff that I had only previously seen done on a BMX. The highlight is Robbie Bourdon’s section at the end, everyone was looking forward to it, and wasn’t disappointed.

Banter can be found on the EUCC website.

 
 

November 19th 2006

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Minfigs Ahoy!

I was a little bored this evening, so I had a rake around in my box of Lego. I was primarily trying to see how many Lego people I had in the flat, but with help from some instructions I ended up building a tipper I got about 16 years ago. There is a headlight missing but I’m sure I’ll find that at some point.

In other news:

  • The Edinburgh Uni Sports Union have started an XXX club, all present at the pub on thursday were clamoring to join.
  • Sandy was knocked off his bike by a blind council worker.
  • Tim left his singlespeed locked in his stairwell, and surpise, surprise; it got nicked.
  • It is rumored that I may have looked at proper jobs. This is a lie. Honest.
 
 

TwentyFour 12 - Not flowy enough?

The EUCC posse headed down to Lodgewood Park in Shropshire for the inaugural running of the Bontrager TwentyFour 12, a new 12 and 24 hour endurance event. Traveling down on the friday gave us the opportunity to muck about in Tesco in Wrexham, laugh at the boy racers in the car park, and generally not make much progress.

When we arrived Tim had already set his tent up in the non-quiet camping area. Being a rowdy lot, and wanting to make a nuisance for everyone, we all helped move Tim’s erected tent about half a mile down the campsite. We stuck the gazebo and tents up, then got some kip for the day ahead.

The following morning we got up and pretty much just lay around in the hot sun, ate, and hydrated. Some of the lads went off to the briefing, which was more recap on passing politely and drinking lots. Just before 12 midday we made our way to the start line.

The start was pretty fast, with dust throughout the air making it hard to see in the first singletrack sections. At the end of my lap I had to take my contact lenses out to give them a clean. The course itself was a bit of a tardis. The camping fields were flat as a pancake, but as soon as you dipped into the woods you were soon faced with a series of short sharp descents and climbs. The majority of the course was on tight rooty singletrack, which I loved! Most of the remainder was on part of a motocross track, with humped climbs and flat sections making otherwise boring parts somewhat interesting. The surface appeared to be mulched-up reclaimed landfill, with bits of plastic and glass visible on the surface.

The dust was soon seen to just before 6pm. Just as I was heading out for my 3rd lap, a storm blew in and started to totally dump on the course. The previously dusty course was now an ice rink, and some serious time was to be made on competitors by running fast as they slipped around trying to stay upright. The course didn’t really dry out much till about 8am the next day when the hot sun came out again.

Throughout the race our team had quite a few mechanicals. On Geoff’s first lap his contact lenses fell out. Adam broke his saddle rails on his 2nd lap, meaning he had to stand up for half a lap. His third lap saw him break the chain twice. On his first night lap his lights failed, and he broke his chain another two times. I then had a light failure on my second night lap, but was still having great fun passing people in the really dark singletrack. Gavin the snapped his frame behind the bottom bracket on the chain stays, meaning he could only cycle slowly and run the harder sections. Adam then snapped his chain unrepairably on his final lap, and like the legend he is, he ran the last 6km of the lap. Top effort!

My final lap was by far the most fun, the now dryer course allowing me to totally fly, and clean the whole thing without even dabbing once! This is probably a good time to mention that throughout the whole race, everyone was very polite, even when I screwed up lines while passing people in the wet. I gave lots of encouragement to other riders, and got lots in return, and some major respect from two marshalls who were wandering around and saw me riding without lights through the singletrack. Even the great Gary Fisher was kind enough to let me past on my final lap, and was most polite about pulling to the side as he heard me coming (Hope Pro II Hubs are the daddy at these events, everyone hears you coming).

In the end our team finished 7th overall, and first Uni! The champagne Geoff had cheekily bought on the friday was put to good use, most of it being sprayed over Gavin.

Our lap times are in the table below…

Shout outs – Big thanks and congrats to all the other EUCC teams: EUCC Phoneys – Chris, Ramsay, David and Doug; EUCC Fresick – Tim, Max, Sandy and Matt; Fat Tread Bikes – Euan and James.

Thanks also to Holly and James’ dad for helping us out.

Great banter as always from Mr Andy Mee, and respect for cleaning all the climbs on your singlespeed. Less respect for going to bed for the whole night!! Lol.

Best Moments – Giving riders we didn’t know random names and cheering them on for their final lap. They all loved it!

Cheering our own riders on, and shouting the now legendary “Pull a wheeeeeelie!”, especially the support Geoff got on his final lap, we were all going mental. All those roundabout us were loving it! Doug has a great video of this sort of abuse from the first lap, I’ll see if I can get this of him.

Tim shouting “Get your fisher out!” at a certain moutainbike legend.

I’ll definitely be back next year, I had such a good time, and the tired legs were more than worth it. Always one for self promotion, a pic of me can be found on the Jools Dymond site. Nice chatting to Jools after the race too.

 
 

Short BUSA Report

Could it be any colder? Two nights of camping in the sub-zero conditions were enough for me, I went to a Travel Lodge for the saturday night!

The XC Champs race was super tough, I was so knackered by the 4th lap. I was 16th, Geoff was 17th, and Gavin was 19th. We did win the team silver prize though! :o)

In the XC Sport race neither Adam or Tim finished (we think). Tim managed to bin it on the final jumps and bend his bars to the point that they were almost unrideable!

In the DH our very own legend, Adam Stanyer, lived up to expectations and cleared the road gap on his final race run. I was so busy shouting I forgot to take a picture, oops! He finished 7th overall, very nicely done mate!

Will have more proper results up for Edinburgh folks in a bit, and some pics too :-D

 
 

Knee Warmers Rule!

Yesterday I went to meet the uni guys for the usual wednesday afternoon ride around the Pentlands. Being sensible I didn’t take a jacket, hoping that the sunshine would be out for the rest of the day. Sam turned up with his car, and had 3 free spaces in it heading for Innerleithen. Quick off the mark, Adam, Tim and I jumped in with our bikes and off we went.

So we get to Inners, it’s raining, bah! Sam and Tim went to play on the DH tracks while Adam and I went round the red route XC. Was really good fun despite the driving rain, and Adam’s front brake giving up the ghost. We were soaked from head to foot by the time we got back to the car in a fairly impressive 1hr 28mins.

Was the first day I properly wore my knee warmers, and despite being blue, they keep you really warm and comfortable around the knees (Duh!). Well worth having for those days where it’s not quite warm enough to wear longs.

In the evening we met up with the rest of the bike club, and had a rather healthy pub crawl. The highlight was undoubtedly Sam and Matt downing 9 shots of Tequila in a row! Each! Crazy peoples.

Thanks again to Sam for the lift.

 
 

September 27th 2005

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A Few Days Later...

Being back at university is ace, all my courses are ones that I chose, so I know I’m going to enjoy them, or at least be interested in them.

Was also good to see all the Uni bike club guys again. Few new members as well, so our ‘Tour De Edinburgh’ pub crawl this week should be good for the banter!