Douglas F Shearer

I saw the above written on a desk yesterday (Click for a bigger and clearer version). To save your eyes I have this handy transcript of it…

7 8 Habits of Highly Successful People

1. Skiing.
2. Snorkeling.
3. Yachting.
4. Shopping.
5. Holidaying in Aruba.
6. Drinking champagne.
7. Cow-tipping.
8. Kicking poor people.

Sounds like a standard easter break holiday in Aruba to me, except perhaps for the skiing and the cow-tipping (Do they have cows in Aruba?).

Yet another quality piece of desk vandalism from an Edinburgh University lecture theatre. Made me laugh in my astronomy lecture anyway!

Oh yeah, the guy obviously got bored halfway through, as ‘Alltogether now! YMCA!’ appears randomly, skewing the items of the list!